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"So naturally, I take off my shirt because it's more comfortable."

- TONYT-BAG

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"Next thing I know, I wake up in a van, in a parking lot, at a 7-11!"

- D'ANGELAD-CUP

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"I have so many fucking tabs open, I just can’t stop!"

- TEDTEDDY BEAR

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"Well, Emily told Hayden who told Haley that you told Chloe that you were over him."

- MELODY

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"Everyone's a douche, whether they know it or not."

B-REAL