Douche rocket /dōōSHə’räkət/ n. 1. There are 4 rungs of the douche hierarchy: douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, and right on top, douche rocket.
2. A word to describe a ginormous asshole.
TED
Indecisive. Cranky. Malcontent. Full of rage. If you ask the group, these are the labels they’d use to describe me. I’m Ted, and Ted may be some of those things but me –Ted–is also just a normal guy trying to get by. I can’t help it that my job sucks, other people are the worst, and I can’t ever seem to catch a break. I enjoy structure, routines, consistency, and a nice heavily starched collared shirt.
Mitch Costanza
Mitch Costanza’s resume is all over the board, with credits in acting, writing, producing, and directing. He wrote, produced and starred in the award winning short film The Process, in addition to producing, acting and co-writing a number of other shorts including Ice Block Love and Expecting Different Results. Mitch wrote and directed the film With You Around, in which he also played the lead role. He has an extensive amount of commercial work under his belt, ranging from ads for Honda and Lipton to national spots for Coupons.com. Mitch’s television credits include the Discovery ID show Wives With Knives and Versus Unleashed, in addition to the PBS program Food Kids, on which he taught children how to cook. Mitch has a background in improvisational comedy and has trained at the SF Comedy College.
Featured Episodes
S1E1 – T-BAG
S1E2 – D-CUP
S1E3 – LAURA
S1E4 – TEDDY BEAR
S1E5 – MELODY & MADISON
