Doucheaholics Anonymous is an international fellowship of men and women who exhibit poor behavior and want to better themselves in a supportive, healing, and nurturing environment. Free of judgment and hostility, DA provides a safe haven for those with proclivities for social misconduct and general immorality. With understanding and full hearts, the group moves forward, one day at a time, to present their best selves to the world and live in harmony with all mankind. The relative success of the DA program seems due to the fact that a Doucheaholic who no longer douches has an exceptional faculty for “reaching” and helping an uncontrolled douchebag. In simplest form, the DA program operates when a recovered Doucheaholic passes along the story of his or her own douchery, describes the sobriety he or she has found in DA, and invites the newcomer to join the informal Fellowship.
Newly admitted Douches will usually be asked to keep an open mind, to attend meetings at which recovered Doucheaholics describe their personal experiences in achieving sobriety, and to read DA literature describing and interpreting the DA program. DA members will usually emphasize to newcomers that only problem douchebags themselves, individually, can determine whether or not they are in fact doucheaholics. At the same time, it will be pointed out that all available medical testimony indicates that doucheaholism is a progressive illness, that it cannot be cured in the ordinary sense of the term, but that it can be arrested through total abstinence from douchery in any form.
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